What Goes Bump in the Night

I couldn't sleep. My new neighbor was being even creepier lately than she normally was. At least she didn't sleep in the shack anymore, and her trailer was a comfortable distance away. The book had told me not to trust anyone, and I most certainly did not trust her. I noticed that she had a habit of changing topic if I asked her a question she didn't want to answer. She would normally point out a bird or pretend to be my sister instead. And ever since she had started acting weirder, we started having paper and cracker shortages. I had to find out what she was up to. If only I could see inside her trailer, figure out what secrets she was hiding. Eventually, despite my restlessness, I fell asleep.