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The Hirsch Phenomenon (part 38/final chapter)Once the light had faded, Alex and Mirra found themselves in the middle of a busy street. They screamed as a semi truck roared towards them and they sprinted to opposite sides of the road. They looked at each other from across the street and laughed. They were back in the real world. Well, the "real" world anyway.
"I'll just cross the street." Mirra called over to Alex. He gave her a thumbs up. She crossed at the intersection and both of them noticed the street sign almost immediately.
"Sonora Avenue!" Mirra exclaimed.
"Perfect." Alex replied. "I think my office is just a few blocks that way." He pointed towards the mountains.
Needless to say, everyone was wondering where Alex had been. A small news team had gathered, there evidently wasn't anything else exciting happening in Glendale. They almost knocked Mirra over trying to ask Alex questions. He answered most of them sarcastically until a couple of security guards shoed the reporters away. A few people wh
The Hirsch Phenomenon (part 37)Once Alex and Dipper got up on the roof, they spotted the girls in the hangout spot. The sun shone low in the sky, casting an orange glow. Mirra was looking at woodpeckers through a pair of binoculars.
"It's amazing what you can see when you look at all the details." Mirra mused. "Woodpeckers having conversations, lizards fighting. There's so much going on that we never see."
"Can I take a look?" Alex asked. Mirra handed him the binoculars. A few moments later they heard an engine in the distance, coming up the road. The Shack was closed for the day. Alex scrutinized the car through the binoculars as it came into view.
"Who is that?" Mirra asked. Alex frowned and handed the binoculars back. He started heading for the ladder.
"Gideon!" He replied.
Once they were downstairs, they went to the window.
"We gotta do something!" Alex said. "Who knows what he's planning!"
"We can't just leave though." Mirra pointed out. "He could still go after Stan."
"True." Alex agreed. He looked
The Hirsch Phenomenon (part 36)"What just happened?" Alex asked as he stood up. Mirra and the twins looked at him, equally confused. Mirra shrugged.
"On the bright side," Mirra began sarcastically. "We're right where we started!" Alex facepalmed.
"So we go back to the Shack?" Dipper offered. Mirra and Alex shrugged.
"I guess we might as well." Alex said.
When they got back to the Shack, Stan was watching an old horror movie. Currently, a giant ant was ripping the roof off of a car while women screamed at it. Mirra glanced at the movie before going to the vending machine in the gift shop to buy snacks. She handed Alex a pitt soda and sat down at the table with a box of chipackers. Mabel joined her and they started chatting about something. Alex sighed and grabbed a chair to sit down next to Stan. Dipper walked over and sat on the ground next to him.
"Ugh, you again." Stan muttered upon noticing Alex. Alex ignored him.
"Sorry about all this." Alex said to Dipper. "It must suck to know."
"It does." D
The Hirsch Phenomenon (part 35)"Well well well, looks like the timeline's finally caught up." Bill said, looking at the group. He floated over to where they were still regrouping. Mabel had woken up and was kneeling next to Alex and Dipper.
"You!" Mirra glared. "You little!" She got up and tried to confront Bill but collapsed due to exhaustion. Bill laughed.
"OH GOD I love this!" Bill said. "I mean, first I figure out a way into your world," He pointed towards Alex. "And then after making one of your fans insane and getting her to do my bidding... well, now you're here!" Bill laughed again. "The entire fandom is going nutso right now 'cause of you!"
"They know I'm here?" Alex asked. Bill scoffed.
"Oh, of course not." Bill replied. "But they do know you're missing."
"Bill you're so dead!" Mirra made another attempt to attack Bill, but her arm simply went through him. She glared at him as he stared down at her.
"Remeber FR1DAY?" Bill asked. "That was probably the funnest thing I ever did to you."
Mirra Mirra On The Wall ( full transcript)[Girl running through a parking lot from an unknown pursuer, close shot of foot in puddle. (Shoes are white and blue tennis shoes with pink wings) She disappears around corner]
[two secret agents are seen running behind. Some sort of device is held in one of their hands.]
Agent 1: We can't let her get away!
Agent 2: Dark energy readings getting higher, I'm sure they're coming from that girl.
[agents continue in pursuit]
[girl turns around corner, panting, looks for an escape route, turns right. agents close behind, but not close enough to see her. Girl leaps into the back door of a delivery truck. Driver doesn't notice, closes door, turns on ignition, and drives of. Camera shot of truck pulling away, "Gravity Falls Delivery Co." seen on side.]
[agents stop where the truck was]
Agent 2: Dark energy readings decreasing.
Agent 1: Dang it, we lost her!
[view of girl inside truck, still panting. bounces as truck goes over a bump.]
Girl: *gasp* This. cannot. be. happening. This. *gasp* is no
The Hirsch Phenomenon (part 34)The group quickly got to work trying to put together the chocolaty puzzle. Working together, it hadn't taken too long to put all the pieces together.
It was a statue. Not just any statue, but Nathaniel Northwest's statue.
The group had sprinted to the statue, completely out of breath once they got there. They collapsed at the base of the statue. Once they had caught their breath, they looked up at the statue.
Alex almost immediately noticed the triangular hole on the statue's plaque.
"The keystone! It fits perfectly!" He exclaimed. He motioned for Mirra to hand him the keystone. She gave it to him and backed away as he approached the statue. By the time Alex placed the keystone in the hole, Mirra was almost 30 feet behind him. Alex turned around.
"Why are you standing all the way over there?" He asked. "Don't you want to go home?" Just then he noticed her terrified expression. A tremor shook the ground, strong enough that Alex lost his balance and had to grab the statue to avoid
The Hirsch Phenomenon (part 33)Once inside the abandoned store, Alex turned towards Mirra.
"Something sweet is in bloom. What else could that possibly mean besides flowers?"
"Oh, I don't know, I'm sure the trickster could tell us a thing or two about that 'white powder stuff'." Mirra replied.
"The Summerween Trickster mentioned old chocolate with white powder stuff. That stuff's called bloomed chocolate."
"Oh." Alex said. "So we're looking for chocolate..."
The group walked by a few rows of snacks before a bag of something caught Alex's eye.
"Flying Saucers?" Alex asked, picking up the bag of saucer-shaped candies. "What even are these?" He popped one in his mouth.
"Oh yeah," Mirra said, noticing the candies. "Those are good."
"They melt in your mouth." Alex noted. He ate another one.
"Yeah, might want to slow down with those.." Mirra advised. "They're basically full of smile dip."
Alex practically choked as he spit the one he was eating out.
The Hirsch Phenomenon (part 32)"What does it say?" Dipper asked.
"Well, I thing those two lines are that cipher from Gideon Rises, right Alex?" Mirra asked.
"Yeah." Alex agreed. "Hmmm... I think that's an S. An O. M. E. T-H-I.... It says 'something sweet is in bloom'." Alex said, decoding the first line. "The other line in that code says
'in order to avoid'." He scrutinized the runes of the other two lines. "Isn't that the code from the fan letter that spontaneously combusted?" He asked. Mirra nodded.
"It basically says we need to find whatever the sweet thing is to avoid getting killed, something like that." Mirra replied.
"Flowers?" Mabel suggested.
"Maybe." Mirra considered. "I don't think it would be that obvious though. And one of the lines mentioned finding a plume. That either means a feather or smoke."
Right as she said that, Dipper looked up at the sky.
"Guys, look!" He said. "There's some smoke coming from over there!" He pointed towards the hazy sky.
"Let's go!" Mirra said, and the group took off a
The Hirsch Phenomenon (part 31)After lunch, the group went back to the Shack. Fluffy attacked and attempted to eat Alex a couple of times, but besides that, not much had happened for a few hours.
Alex had screamed upon accidentally seeing his reflection in a mirror and Mirra had to calm him down and prevent him from going insane. Dipper still hadn't recovered from the theme song incident and was trying to ignore both
Eventually Mirra decided that Alex needed some fresh air (The Shack smelled like mildew at the moment) so the group went on another walk.
Dipper was relatively silent, but he looked less depressed. Mabel on the other hand wouldn't stop asking Mirra and Alex questions about the parallel universe they were from. Half of these questions weren't answered honestly, trying to avoid letting the cartoon secret slip.
About halfway through the walk Mirra stopped and motioned for the others to be quiet. A few seconds passed before a sound was heard.
"Skwee!" a creature called. It sounded like a bird. "Ske
Life's Joy- (Daddy!Levi x Mommy!Reader) 
“B-but daddy, p-please, we need you to protect u-us what if the t-t-titan c-c-comes and e-eats us?” Levi demounts his horse, ushering for his concerned counterparts to move on ahead. “Aunt Hanji” tries to send words of encouragement from afar, but Levi’s glare was enough to sew her lips shut. His eyes trail over to Isabel, thousands of curses aiming at the sky when he saw his daughter’s tear laden eyes.
He used not care so much until he had a little girl to take care of. One who’s eyes held the wonders of the world, one who’s heart was as innocent as the bud of a rose. He crouches in front of her trembling body, concentrating on the way she picked at her nails.
Just like her mother.
Speaking of that, you were a little ways behind the two, your arms folded. Actually you were still quite bitter about Levi getting Erwin to forbid you from the expedition, so you were even more so
Massage Envy - Massager!Levi x Reader
You groaned as you stopped your continuous typing, stopping to lay back in your chair and rub the back of your neck tiredly. You sighed as you looked at what you had so far and realized that you only had a few more left to finish for your transcript. There was knocking on your door and you looked up from your lap.
"Hey, [ f/n ]! How you doing so far on your work?"
Hanji came inside your office, looking at you with a bright smile. You smiled tiredly as you sat up straighter in your seat, looking at your brown haired friend. She sat on your couch and crossed her leg over the other as she sat there comfortably.
"I'm almost done with my work and then I'll b--"
"Don't go to where ever you were going! We will go out somewhere!"
You blinked at her sudden eagerness and tilted your head confused. Hanji suddenly got up from her seat to sit in front of your desk, her eyes filled with excitement. You continued to look at her, feeling a bit worried on what she's going to bring
Parent AU: Actor!Levi x Singer!Reader II
"Papa, Papa look! Mama's on TV!"
Levi was currently coming from the kitchen when he over heard his son excitedly mention his mother on the large flat screen TV. He looked, noticing that you were presented on the TV show: Dancing with the Stars. Levi growled as you were dancing swing with the man who was presented as Reiner Braun who was famous for his appearances on dance movies and such. Levi continued to glare at the TV, watching as you had a smile on your face and Reiner was holding your body so freely. Eren looked away from the screen to look at his father, feeling the dark aura in the air.
"Horseface! Papa is getting angry again!"
"Young Master, I thought I told you to stop calling me that.."
"Hurry and get Papa some tea! I think he's going to blow!"
Jean sighed as scurried over to the kitchen, immediately making Levi's tea to help him calm down his nerves. Eren looked at the TV again, noticing that you and Reiner got a pretty high score for the dance per
Salty (Levi x Reader)
"This is it, huh," Levi mutters to himself, gaze fixated on the heavenly sight bestowed before him. Untouched golden sand covers the floor as far as his eyes can see, the sound of waves crashing against the shore soothing and calming. A gentle sea breeze rustles through his hair.
'Salty,' he realizes, taking in the scent. A loud yell snaps him out of his trance, and he turns around, glaring. Hanji comes running to the waves, letting out joyful laughter. They splash about in the water, something that Armin described as the 'ocean'. Eventually, the others near the shore, bright smiles on all their faces.
"Levi," a soft voice calls out. Your hand brushes his, a smile tugging at the corners of your lips. "Don't just stand there, stupid," you snicker, "have some fun," and you walk towards your comrades, chuckling at the expressions on their faces. Levi takes off his boots and carefully steps onto the sand.
2P!FACE x Child!Reader - Frere Jacques
"Frere Jacques, Frere Jacques,
Sonnez les matines, Sonnez les matines
Ding dang dong, ding dang dong~!" you sang.
You were at your room, jumping on your bed as you sang ones more.
"Frere Jacques, Frere Jacques,
Sonnez les matines, Sonnez les matines
Ding dang dong, ding dang dong~!"
"Poppet?" the door opened as you saw Oliver, Matthieu and Allen enter. Francois was behind them.
"Who taught you that song?" Allen asked.
"No one~! I heard uncle Francois sing this song while he's at shower~!" you replied.
Oliver ran towards you and hugged you, telling how you sang so cute.
Matthieu and Allen looked at Francois, waiting for his responds.
2P!FACE x Child!Reader - Little Boat On The Sea
You were laughing hard when Allen and Matthieu came downstairs wearing sailor clothes. You hold your camera ready to video them.
The thing is that they're not drunk. They're only doing this because they lost your favourite doll and you couldn't stop crying.
"Are you going to record this?" Allen asked, feeling miserable.
"1, 2, 3, Go!"
"Now the people they were so bad
That the Lord made the rain come down
And he washed away the bad cities
And he washed away the bad towns
And all of the people drowned!" Allen sang, which mad you laugh quietly.
"With the animals it was different
Though some of them drowned, too
The others were just poor animals
And they didn't know what to do!
So..." Matthieu sang.
You hold a paper boat on the edge of the camera to make it look like it's there.
"We built a little boat
As cut as it could be
And we put all the animals two by two
In my little boat on the sea.
The moo-cows went..." The two sang.
"Moo! Moo!" Allen sang.
"The piggies went...
A Father's Blessing [Daddy!LevixMommy!Reader AU]
'She's coming back home!'
'I can't wait to see her!'
'I should make her favorite dessert'
The raven-haired man slipped between his children who were scrubbing away at the walls. Mikasa was coming home for summer vacation and of course, the house had to be perfect! Levi was ecstatic to hear that his precious baby girl was coming home, although he didn't show it. But you knew how frantic he was. He'd been piling on chores on your sets of twins since she called the week before she got out. It's been three years already and she was going to be a senior starting in August. The thought of your oldest baby finally leaving the nest bought tears of joy to your eyes and also the sudden realization that you and Levi were beginning to be 'well seasoned'. You were starting to get gray hairs and dying them was out of the question. But in order to keep your 'Awesome Mom' title ( which you received from your kids friends) you had to step it up. You we
Project: FEM - She-Hulk (BrucexReader)Something is wrong….Why can’t I open my eyes?
“Doctor, she’s barely responsive!”
Who are they talking about…?
“She’s lost a lot of blood. Do we have anyone who is willing to perform a blood transfusion?”
Your eyelids felt heavy and you felt a piercing pain in your stomach. Your lips were dry and cracked, your throat was worse and your entire body felt like there was an immense weight on it. Just lifting up your fingers caused great pain. You searched throughout your memories to try and figure out what had happened. The harder you thought, the more your brain hurt. Not being able to open your eyes was starting to terrify you.
Your hearing wasn’t all too good but you heard a faint beeping noise with beeps that were becoming very frequent with each passing second.
“Wait!” you heard someone familiar yell. “(Name) and I have the same blood type! Let me do a blood transfusion.”
“Who are yo
Levi x Reader: Bitch please, it's fabulous 11
Bitch Please Epilogue.
Before yall read the epilogue, I just want to thank you all for sticking with this series. I can't even begin to describe to you how amazing it is to have had the chance to bring a smile to your face. That's an opportunity that I will always cherish and hope to achieve with all my comedy stories. Smile, Laugh, Grin like you can't grin no more. Cuz that means that I've accomplished my mission to make you happy!
And without further ado.......the epilogue!!!
They say that the first year of college is always the hardest because you're adjusting to new friends, a new life, and a new goal. Well, it goes without saying that this was the same in your case, except for the fact that you also had to balance the "old" with the "new." At first, you made a promise to visit Levi every weekend and took it upon yourself to drive back on Fridays and come back to Garrison city on Sundays. Unfortunately, after you fell asleep one time on the way back and accidentally drove
Mirra Mirra On the Wall storyboard draft part 4Mirra: good luck with that. The only thing I have to hide is bad habits, and you're not gonna learn anything important from that.
[dipper glares at her, then looks at mabel]
Mirra: hey, how long until the cupcakes are done?
Mabel: still about 7 minutes.
Mirra: [glances at messy table] how about we clean up everything except the sprinkles and stuff, since we still need to decorate.
[the two girls start to clean up, Dipper still stares at Mirra suspiciously.]
[10 minutes later, Mabel, Mirra and waddles eating some of the cupcakes. Mabel offers one to Dipper but he declines]
Dipper: Ok, so obviously I'm asking the wrong questions. Could you at least tell us where your from? Or why you're here?
[Mirra stares blankly out the window, and continues eating the cupcake. long pause]
Mirra:[gets up from chair] Sorry, guys, but I think I'm getting a little sick. [runs to the restroom]
[about a minute later, someone rings the door bell, Stan answers. On the porch are the two Agents from the intro,
[transmissions of a dead girl]i am the
moon: i am
the silver pill
to weigh down
into leaden eyes--
i am the
of the dark.
the stars are
all dead in their
you'll be safe, dear,
as i am the moon,
with all of your
(i am good bye and yet,
you think only of romantic
i am the moon.
i am the crescent
and dead altogether,
i still die.
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